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RibaldPancake 13 day.agoAs you might expect, the genie said, "Thank you for releasing me -- I grant you three wishes!" Without hesitation the man said, "For my first wish, I want you to get a hearing aid." The genie was perplexed and said, "That's an odd wish. May I ask why that?" "Well, I've heard horror stories about wishes before and I really don't need a million ducks or a 12 inch pianist."
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An epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits.
But seemingly the architect cut a few corners.
Because he stayed up all night wondering if there is a dog.
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